Whether you wound up here through a determined search or the result of sheer happenstance, it seems you’ve found the right place. And now that our paths have irreversibly crossed, it’s time for introductions. I’ll go first.

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Let’s begin with the element of my persona you’re undoubtedly pondering most. My carpentry skills. I’m kidding, of course. You want to know how I look, don’t you? I’m happy to share.

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Accurate self-description is always tricky, but let’s give it a try:

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Remember that adorable creature you always pictured during those bawdy farmer’s daughters jokes? Fresh-faced and sweet, but with eyes that dance with a mischievous gleam? Congratulations, you’ve found her. Having been born and raised in the country, I suppose it only makes sense that I would retain my wholesome, rural looks – even as my career path has taken me far from the woodlands of my youth.

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My dark, almond shaped come-hither eyes are framed by slender curved brows and soft cheeks. I’d describe my lips as locked in a pout, courting danger with a playful, outward push. Porcelain complexion aside, my facial features could be best described as Mediterranean. Full and round as opposed to sharp and angular. When I smile, which is often, my well formed and even white teeth brighten up my whole face.

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As for my other features, I’d guess my ample, natural set will be what captures your eye first. It’s a tough call as tastes vary, and my voluptuous frame offers much to admire. But there’s something about a voluminous set of mummeries that dominates the landscape.

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Topping off my voluptuous frame is my exceptionally soft and healthy virgin dark hair, is often left down falling past my bosom and framing my oval face in a way that highlights my warm eyes. 

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Now to the prize beneath the package – my personality.

Friendly is an overused word these days, but it’s the best one to describe my temperament. My sincere concern for the well-being of those around me and of all other living things is clear. I have no constructed persona, no superficial charm. You'll meet the amorous, alluring and most importantly, genuine woman you envisioned. Credit my country upbringing for my charming personality if you must.

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A few fun facts:

- I'm a hopeless animal lover. Fur, feathers, scales or skin - I adore them all. The road to my heart is paved with paw prints 🐾

- Currently my favourite movies are Barbarella (1968), Leprechaun, and Jurassic Park  (1993).

-On weekend I can often be found curled up with a good book, frolicking in a body of water, or under the stars enjoying the warmth of a bonfire.

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You might be pleased to learn there are many sides to my chosen vocation I truly enjoy – namely getting to meet wonderful people and savour a broad range of experiences that might have been otherwise impossible. Perhaps using the myriad ways our senses can be stimulated, we will soon be creating our own experiences...

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