It's best to contact me in advance to arrange a rendezvous that corresponds with both our schedules - otherwise you may be sad.

Granted, I understand devising such debauchery in advance is not always possible so you can try your luck at contacting me same day.

  Generally my morning availability begins at 9am and extends until 10pm, but with notice I can usually be persuaded to rise a littler earlier or extend my bedtime for some late night shenanigans.